Mankind's Greatest Achievement

What can I say about clear hockey tape that has not already been written more eloquently by the legends of the game? Tape literally holds our cherished sport together. Without tape to keep our equipment in place, a player runs the risk of EXPLODING in a fireball of plastic bits, padding and fabric scraps the moment he hits the ice. Imagine the effect on youth leagues! Let us remember that the game of hockey was very different before the miracle of clear tape. In those days of yore, the warriors of the ice had to rely on jungle vines to hold their equipment in place (when they were in season and available for import), or else the dried ligaments of moose and brown bears they hunted with their bare hands. It was a dark time and we should be grateful that those hearty pioneers slogged through in order to pass on the game we know and love today. I endorse this product.